Why are my neighbors being so atrocious and blasting fucking country music? Assholes.

Good

Real sassy. 

He just left. 

Who does US Airways think they are? I am missing precious beauty sleep because I have to be up and drive to O’Hare to pick my dumbass cousin who thought it’d be a great idea to arrive at midnight! 

caadylyn:

remember when raven ate those mushrooms that she was allergic to

shavingryansprivates:

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

genowhirll:

time to go read my bedtime story